So, you have to be dead to get on a postage stamp, am I right? I think I’m right. Well, you can imagine my shock when I was putting a stamp on a bill this morning and realized… That Kermit the Frog is DEAD! Not only that, but the Swedish Chef is dead too! Bork Bork Bork!
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1 Jeff // Nov 23, 2005 at 12:48 pm
Also, Santa Clause and the Little Mermaid.
2 Phil // Nov 23, 2005 at 3:38 pm
Yes - they are dead inside. Soulless. Zombies, I guess. They can only be re-animated when a man sticks his hand up their hoo-ha. They have no pulse, no lungs. So,.. those muppets are pretty damn dead.
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