So, you have to be dead to get on a postage stamp, am I right? I think I’m right. Well, you can imagine my shock when I was putting a stamp on a bill this morning and realized… That Kermit the Frog is DEAD! Not only that, but the Swedish Chef is dead too! Bork Bork Bork!
Also, Santa Clause and the Little Mermaid.
Yes – they are dead inside. Soulless. Zombies, I guess. They can only be re-animated when a man sticks his hand up their hoo-ha. They have no pulse, no lungs. So,.. those muppets are pretty damn dead.