Flipdingo | Hoquiam

The new Ronald McDonald has 70’s hair, with a flip and curl from the high wattage hair dryer. He does. I saw him at his place the other day, right before I trampled through a biscuit, washed down with sweet, sweet, high fructose corn syrup. (If there are any English majors in the audience, please critique my use of commas in the last sentence. Thanks.)

But seriously, pretty soon Ronald will be sporting a mullet and a flannel shirt instead of his jaunty red vest.