Flipdingo | Hoquiam

I was looking around the net today
to find what’s cool and hot
Some were looking for Fergie, and Eva Longoria
Some for Lindsay Lohan and some not

For sports there was theNFL
for freaks the WWE
for gamers World Of Warcraft
for some Nintendo Wii

If you’ve had enough
of Britney Spears, Carina Lau and Paris Hilton
Tickle your Elmo, watching Heroes
and for Christmas put a kilt on.

Shakira is my soundtrack
when I’m hating Beyonce Knowles
I never put on Akon
But I play RuneScape, without clothes

Jessica Simpson may be on a diet
Pamela Anderson not far behind
I don’t even know who Ciara is
and I write poetry to unwind.