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Scene: Office of local trucking company.
“My buddy sent me down here. We met at the NA meeting downtown.”
“Great, we’re always looking for new drivers, men who are serious about driving.”
“I was a little concerned when I saw that your company has a drug screening program.”
“Oh, that’s nothing to worry about, we’ll take of it this afternoon.”
“Uhh, like I have to pee in a cup? Now?”
“Hmm, nope. Everything looks good to me.”
“But I want to be honest about my drug use. I’m an addict. A meth addict.”
“Well, I don’t see a meth pipe in your mouth at the moment. You must be in recovery….”