Musical Taste, with some artificial sweetener

“Hey, can I have my Ipod back?”
“This is your Ipod?”
“Yes”
“Really?”
“Yes, may I have it back?”
“Well, I’ve been listening to it all morning and I thought that we had hired either a gay stripper or a 12 year old girl.”
“Funny, can I have it back now?”
“Do you listen to Radio Disney in your car?”