For the next hour or so, Ted did his best to keep charming the two women while Cecil just barely endured the self inflicted torture he was going through. He had lived such a sheltered life that at 23, he hadn’t even kissed a girl yet. Ted decided that he would have to press Cecil a little harder, so he suggested that they all take a drive in his new car.
The four of them piled into Ted’s VW and Ted decided to drive over to Dick’s Drive In on 45th. Cecil sat in the back with Darlene and had to keep leaning into the side of car to avoid Darlene’s wandering hand. He just watched in amazement as Ted put his hand on Katherine’s shoulder, or her bare knee, without even asking, and she seemed to like it. Ted took one left hand turn extremely quickly and Cecil found himself slided into Darlene.
“Oh, sorry,” he said, trying to slide back over to his side of the bench seat.
“I hope we have some more corners like that,” she said putting her hand on Cecil’s leg and trying to pull him back over.
Cecil just giggled in discomfort and hoped that they would arrive at the restaurant soon. He couldn’t imagine how this situation might turn out if this woman kept pawing at him. Luckily, the orange neon of Dick’s lit up the condensation on the rear windows of the bug before Darlene had a chance to molest Cecil any further.
Katherine pulled at the handle on her door to get out, but the door wouldn’t budge. “Is it locked?” she asked, pulling up on the little knob and trying the handle again.
“Oh, hold on. That door needs to be fixed. I’ll open it,” Ted said, getting out and opening the passenger door from the outside. “I’m sure it’s still under warranty, sorry about that.”
Cecil started to climb out of the rear seat and Darlene grabbed his ass before he was able to jump out onto the pavement. He just looked back at her, smiling, and then she blew him a kiss. Although Katherine was the prettier of the two girls, Darlene seemed like she was hot to trot, which made Cecil even more nervous. He knew Ted had a girlfriend and probably wouldn’t want to do anything serious with Katherine, but Ted had already told the women that Cecil was available.
They waited in line in front of the big glass windows of the drive in. Ted pulled Cecil over to his side and whispered in his ear, “Hey, that Darlene wants a piece of you. How about that?”
Cecil looked over at Darlene, eyeing her ample bosom and curvaceous hips, not really knowing what he would do with them if he had a chance. She caught him looking and gave him a wink. “She seems like she might be a little more than I could handle,” he whispered back in Ted’s ear.
“She’s a pussy cat, you can always knock her over the head if she gets too frisky,” he whispered back, punching Cecil in the shoulder.
“Hey Darlene, Cecil was just telling me how much he likes your ass!”, Ted said to Darlene.
“Well, that’s a bit forward,” Katherine said in mock disgust.
Cecil just cowered, hoping that he would just vanish, or get beamed up by Mr. Scott on the Enterprise by mistake. Anything that could get out of this strange alternate universe he was adrift in.
“Come over here and tell me yourself, honey,” Darlene said, cupping her breasts in her hands.
This was the last straw for Cecil Willis. He held up his hands and back away from Ted and the two women. When he tripped and fell backwards off of the curb, they all just started laughing at him. He got up and just started running back across the freeway to his apartment. He didn’t care what Ted, or Darlene thought, he just wanted to be alone.
Whoa! You are ramping it up a notch!