Shirley Jo Fussbudget enrolled in the CNA program at GHCC last spring. Now that she’s in the final quarter, she used the lab to verify the results of the previous night’s purchase from The Dollar Tree. “Let’s see, yellow tube of urine, check. And the test sample, oh shit, I just knew I was pregnant!”
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I literally know a gal who buys the $1 pregnancy test from the Dollar Tree (for reference, a more typical drugstore brand is about $13, and the health dept. is free if you’re poor and don’t mind waiting), anyway, she buys the $1 pregnancy test, but about a half-dozen, because she doesn’t feel that ONE test would be accurate, because, hello, it’s a dollar, so takes more than one test.