I’m sure that any of you who went to church in the 80’s saw some kind of film about the rapture, and it scared you straight for at least a couple of weeks. If you really took it seriously, you were ready to get saved all over again every time you couldn’t locate your mother and that old lady from church at the same time. So, here we are, on the verge of witnessing the real thing on May 21st. Except we’re not.
Apparently the kook that has done the math forgot to READ the bible instead of doing numerology on it. Check out Matthew 24:36 in case you doubt my skepticism. And I’m full of skepticism for many other reasons besides, like the fact that everything in The Bible is just a story anyway. I’m on Team Hawking when it comes to the whole heaven and hell thing. That misguided little boy didn’t go to heaven, his brain was just misfiring due to lack of blood flow.