Flipdingo | Hoquiam

For some reason I labeled this picture as a roller coaster, but it’s a ferris wheel and I’m not going to apologize for it. I had a poem tailor made for this space but it flitted away into the shadows. Oh, well, it will return again but a different flavor. I took this picture with […]

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Several people stopped in the parking lot of the Ghost Mall in Aberdeen, drawn in by the flashing lights and the sound of straining steel cables. There was a brisk business being done at the win a goldfish stall. The local pet store had mysteriously run out of 15¢ comets and now there was a […]

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I think that the failure that is Bush II should already have some ‘history books’ written about it.
My contribution to this effort will be:
The Bonfire of the Currency
The fiscal follies of G. W. Bush

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“Hey, can I have my Ipod back?”
“This is your Ipod?”
“Yes”
“Really?”
“Yes, may I have it back?”
“Well, I’ve been listening to it all morning and I thought that we had hired either a gay stripper or a 12 year old girl.”
“Funny, can I have it back now?”
“Do you listen to Radio Disney in your car?”

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I am watching the the show “Find!” on PBS and there are two men on screen, supposedly named Leslie and Leigh Keno. I think that they are the same person with some strange video sleight of hand going on. You should watch it sometime and see if you don’t agree. I wonder if they ever […]

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I’m pretty happy with Site5 Web Hosting. I have a reseller account and a really cheap shared hosting account there.

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Each one drifted through the net I cast, but only a few stayed around for a while. In fact almost every one of them just passed by without so much as a wave.
Labradoodles and Paris Hilton.
Dreaming of mutually assured destruction in Bellevue, Wash.
Fourteen strangers, connected only by the font Helvetica.

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There is a little squat bulldog, roaming the streets of Portland, probably in the form of a ghost bulldog. Mikey has even written a song about Potato, I’ll see if she will publish it on the internets.
I am almost finished with the latest and greatest project in Hale Lapaki, the new wee room. It will […]

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I’m having to fight through a huge list of funny t-shirts to copy the images and I’m just testing out my coding.
100,000 Sperm And You Were the Fastest? T-shirt
#1 Mom! Mothers Day T-shirt’
4 Out Of 3 People Have Trouble With Fractions T-shirt
4 Out Of 3 People Have Trouble With Fractions T-shirt: 4 Out Of 3 […]

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Separated at birth?

And who cares what Chuck Norris thinks about politics?

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