I hesitate to put picture of flowers here on the website, because I know that they’ll be lifted to be used on myspace profiles and such. But I like to take them and I like to process the hell out of them.

Daisy Part One
March 25th, 2008 · No Comments
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The Quinault Star
March 24th, 2008 · No Comments
I was walking around on the floats at Westport Marina and snapped a few pics before I had a scrumptious shrimp cocktail, which I highly recommend you find when you happen to be in Westport.

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Web Hosting
March 10th, 2008 · No Comments
I’m pretty happy with Site5 Web Hosting. I have a reseller account and a really cheap shared hosting account there.
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One Million Dollars
February 27th, 2008 · No Comments
Each one drifted through the net I cast, but only a few stayed around for a while. In fact almost every one of them just passed by without so much as a wave.
Labradoodles and Paris Hilton.
Dreaming of mutually assured destruction in Bellevue, Wash.
Fourteen strangers, connected only by the font Helvetica.
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have you seen Potato?
February 18th, 2008 · No Comments
There is a little squat bulldog, roaming the streets of Portland, probably in the form of a ghost bulldog. Mikey has even written a song about Potato, I’ll see if she will publish it on the internets.
I am almost finished with the latest and greatest project in Hale Lapaki, the new wee room. It will supplant the closet for the title of ‘wee room’, since the closet is after all just a closet and this is actually a room.
I even took some pictures this weekend and will post those in this space soon. Just not at the moment. *Plus* I’m going to start a new vector here on the the old weblog. That being a bit of my theory on making money on the internet…
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I have to figure out how to automate this t-shirt image thing…
January 27th, 2008 · No Comments
I’m having to fight through a huge list of funny t-shirts to copy the images and I’m just testing out my coding.
100,000 Sperm And You Were the Fastest? T-shirt
4 Out Of 3 People Have Trouble With Fractions T-shirt
Alright Already Im Sorry Unfuck You T-shirt: Alright Already I’m Sorry Unfuck You Plus SizeT-shirt’
Alright Already Im Sorry Unfuck You T-shirt’
Aloha T-shirt: Aloha T-shirt Plus Sizes
Aloha with Honu Sticker / Vinyl Decal
Aloha with Pua Design #3 Sticker / Vinyl Decal
And Why Arent We Naked Yet? T-shirt’
And Why Arent We Naked Yet? T-shirt: And Why Aren’t We Naked Yet? Plus Size T-shirt’
Are You On The List? T-shirt HEROES: Are You On The List? Plus Size T-shirt
Are You On The List? T-shirt HEROES
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Chuck Norris and The Burger King
January 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Separated at birth?
And who cares what Chuck Norris thinks about politics?
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Mosaic Tiles on sale!
January 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
So I’m trying to move some more mosaic tiles out the door, so I have more mosaic tiles on sale. I’m selling the full sheets with a great shipping discount when people buy 10 sheets at a time. Come people, you need more mosaic supplies!
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Some new page layouts
December 25th, 2007 · No Comments
I’m trying to get a couple more of my blank domains to do a little bit of work here on the internet:
metafiller is an RSS aggregator layout that has 6 different feeds listed and updated.
cancer news world is a wordpress installation with a highly tweaked, but simple layout with some advertising thrown into the mix.
I have to figure out a way for all these domains to at least pay for their registration fees, which actually shouldn’t be too hard if I give it a little effort.
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What is up with The Golden Girls?
December 21st, 2007 · No Comments
Ok, I know I’m a little behind the times, but I never saw a single episode of The Golden Girls during it’s initial run. In fact I don’t even know when that was, I haven’t taken the brain power or time to decode the roman numerals in the credits…
Anyway, my impression is that it is some kind of time capsule for the 1980’s. I lived during the 80’s, graduated high school in ‘83, graduated from the UW in ‘88 and went to a crazy pentecostal church in the 80’s, but I never saw so much mauve, taupe or so many shoulder pads! What is the deal with the shoulder pads? Maude looks like she is ready to play middle linebacker! Actually she looks like an early version of the Vorlon in Babylon 5.
Just wondering if anyone knew if there was some secret I can’t figure out…